All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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