i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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