How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
