I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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