Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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