IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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