Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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