it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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