And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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