Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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