I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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