I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Randomize
