youre lurking in front of me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
