maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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