you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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