nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i love accidental penises.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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