Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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