So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
And then he peed in my hair
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