i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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