just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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