it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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