All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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