Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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