i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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