are you still at the devil's house?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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