drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
