I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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