He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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