her vagine was all disorganized.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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