batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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