That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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