I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
send nudes
from the living room?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
