I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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