what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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