I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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