just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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