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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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