The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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