I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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