yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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