Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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