I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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