Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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