We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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