Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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