Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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