Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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