your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Randomize
