if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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