Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ambien. No doubt about it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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