My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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