my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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