My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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