if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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