You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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